двухдневное отсутствие интернета разбавлялось разнообразнейшим видеорядом

Я плакаль.


- [affecting a Hopkins accent] That's a terrible cologne you're wearing, officer. You should try something more... casual.

-I was hoping you could help me solve a toilet-papering case?
- Why would I do that? Because I'm such a charming fellow?
Quid pro quo, officer..