I just imagined a friendship between RTD and Joss Whedon
And they call each other up every night and discuss the death toll…
Only poor Joss has had to add his shows to it but no worries, I’m sure he’ll get another one… he always does.
But then this guy Moffat comes along and so they decide to have three-way calls.
So RTD is all “LOL I tried something new. I’m not killing ANYONE! It’s genius, I swear.”
And Joss is all “As soon as it wears off, your death toll is going to skyrocket so this whole not killing anyone thing is a cheap trick.”
And Moffat is all “I killed Rory.”
And they’re all “Wow…”
And he’s all “IT’S LEGIT OKAY?!”
And there’s this long awkward pause.
And RTD finally is all “So Joss… How’s your show going?”
And Joss is all “Eff you man.”
And RTD is all “LOL I win.”
(c)